Right on... I dropped my chapstick
I blacked out
Three words: puerto rican gang bang
is it bad if i hope guys are like edward cullen and can read my mind. i could be a whore in disguise.
i'd like someone to explain to me why my clothes are all sticky. including my fanny pack. yes, this is a mass text.
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ok this guy next to me just sat down with a no joke, 10,000 page book, popped an addy, cracked open a red bull and opened the book to page 1.
he said i took off my shirt and wrote "help HATI" on my tits, and charged people to motorboat me..... i'd like to say i woke up with 267$ in my purse
Dude i'm seriously thinking about his nipples.
I slept with him to see his dog one last time
And our DD is passed out in the bathtub with the curtain closed. What happened tonight
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Dude between pissing everywhere and all of those frogs, that bathroom got wrecked.
I'm never drinking with you again. I woke up in Midtown with a 7' tall Norwegian rugby player named Lexie. Never. Again.
I don't care that you had sex on my bed. I care that you used my lollipop condom. I was saving that for a special occasion
It was a special occasion. Your best friend had crazy awesome sex on your bed. Thank you
and than he said 'I did amateur porn for a while' and I just knew tinder did not fail me this time
You are the best. Or certainly adequate for tempering my unholy desires.
That's the nicest thing you've ever said to me.
Hold me and let me compliment your butt
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