: south campus drug res life name erik. Love, tran
that cunt stole my fb status. SHE'S NOT THAT FUNNY
i fell off the bed in the middle of it, and he yelled "5 second rule" and kept fucking me. i think im in love
Someone sent me a drink from across the bar. It was water.
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im covered in puffy paint and glitter i cant find kevin and im wearing shoes that dont belong to me....come get me please
We raised our shot glasses and you screamed out "TO MY DAD FINALLY GOING TO REHAB!"
there was a trail of blood coming out of one of the bathroom stalls. thought of you
I think my mom knows im high. It could be because im slow dancing with my cat in the kitchen. The dip and kiss is what gave it away.
I don't know what to tell you, usually I would just ask if they'd like to meet the captain. If you can't get laid it's your problem.
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Seriously. What did you do to me. You have a monstercoooooock.
I can't believe I just typed monstercoooooock. Twice.
If you could watch a water balloon run... That's what it's like watching her run.
I got so many dick pics last night. It was like a slideshow from heaven.
I broke my foot jumping out of YOUR window under YOUR watch. You failed me drunk guardian. You failed.
He goes from zero to fucking up in 2.4 drinks. Like the sportscar of bad decision making.
This friendship isnt goin to work if you dont respond to my drunk texts
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