He about cried when I ordered pizza online. He said it was a miracle.
So i got in my car, the seats are leaned back, and soft soul music is playing. Wtf happened last night.
You peed for a solid 5 minutes last night and turned around halfway through to give everyone watching a thumbs up
she met some random, took his vcard, peed in his bed, left, and then requested him as her boyfriend on facebook
Just looking for some anal play. An attempting to read atonement. The highbrow/lowbrow divide is striking.
I think throwing up in my her purse is probably why we broke up
Hooking up with him would mean my type has officially become... drug dealer.
He was hiding behind my bedroom door. at noon. Wearing a t shirt. And a condom. Not attractive.
If we laid all the dicks that's have been inside of us end to end it would be as tall as 4 story building. 40 feet of dicks.
I just remember her dragging me inside in a panic saying we needed mentos and popcorn I have no fucking clue how we ended up asleep in her closet.
It sucks laughing and vomiting at the same time, trust me. I kind of remember
In related news... Actually, nope. I don't have any orgy-related news. You win.
i just want a position where we can lock up like some sort of sexual megatron and go the whole night that way
If you could not mention to him that I slept with his best friend, that'd be cool of you.
I was sprawled on his bed and heard him and a girl walk in the apartment. I jumped out the window and am walking down main street wrapped in an american flag blanket. Can you pick me up?
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