What do you do when the person in the stall next to you says they're jealous?
I told him I was prego. He asked coul we do it without a condom now since I cldn't get any pregnanter. What an a-hole.
It hit me after I slept with his best friends and brother, that maybe I took it a bit far
Ive been home for 20 minutes and I'm already in bed with a vodka tonic
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NASCAR RACE 2010 NO REGRETZZZ!!!
It is literally 8 in the morning.
...She was shooting whiskey using a turkey baster...i was horrified.
All three of them were helicoptering their dicks to persuade me to take my thong off
FOund a bunch of old fireworks spring cleaning.
Who is our new insurance provider?
I just got a lap dance from a sexy cop in return for giving him his sunglasses back. I think this is going to be the beginning of a really great friendship
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You humped everything and cried in an uber.
After we banged he volunteered to ducksit while I went to work. I think that's true love.
Someone wrote "LazerSwords" on my cock last night. My erect cock. Tequila is no one's friend.
So if i am talking to a guy and he sends me a pic and he is wearing Spiderman button down dress shirt.... Is it ok if i dont want to talk to him anymore?
Don't care if they even pay me; I lifeguard for the fringe benefits -- free tourist vagina in the Hilton jacuzzi every single night
There's something about a foam party that makes freshman want to turn their lives into full blown shit shows. And I'm ok with the fact I am one of those.
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