Afterall, it is the real San Francisco treat
swear to god some girl just crawled out of the washing machine. this is intense.
Either I'm losing my touch or ED is running rampant in 20 something men now
What ever happened to the whole 'innocent until proven guilty' thing. Like 'not pregnant until proven pregnant'. That's how it should be...
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When hitting a Woodchuck bottle with a machete, glass will fly back and cut your face.
I hope you did not try this.
Lesson of the night- sweaty dick can get stuck to ice, and require medical attention.
I just find it funny that nobody ever threatens to call the cops on us until we have a Harry Potter party
Ski vacations are for hooking up with randoms. It's like I don't even know you
I should have listened to my dad and mean girls... If you have sex you'll get pregnant and die.
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It's 1pm, she's in the shower, I don't have the guts tell her I wasn't her blind date. Someone got stood up.
Within the first 2 minutes of this morning, I found out the Lions lost on last play, and Scott Weiland died. I wont be in today.
Some guy walking down the sidewalk just looked at me and said "hey it's the world champ". How drunk was I on Friday...?
Remember how we use to say "this will be the year I'll get my shit together!" And like we stopped doing that because we know that isn't happening anytime soon.
Had sex on the beach last night with a drug dealer. win-win-win situation
I just wanna know if were done hooking up so I know of that condom he left in my top drawer is fair game
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