Could you imagine if a Skynet machine combination of Bob Ross and Chuck Norris were built? It would rule the universe with a soft spoken fan brush of kung fu dominance
It would be truly incredible. I hope we are blessed with this being in our lifetime.
Psycho is an understatement. U were running around the house screaming IM UNDER THE IMPERIOUS CURSE
If someone cant be won over with guacomole and tequila they are not worth your time.
So we went to home depot to buy supplies to build a beer bong but ended up buying an office water cooler that were going to put vodka in
If I send you a picture of the guy passed out in the bath tub, will u be able to identify him?
He tried to say the picture wasn't him. Like I'd forget his curved boner.
Boys DO look like their dicks. Its like dogs.
You did it first. I was merely expressing my support for you, by pressing my testicles against a window.
He should just accept that I want his dick and his friendship. Can't he understand that I don't do emotions?
And here I thought that was one nut sack too many
You okay? Last night you climbed through my window and demanded I take shots with you and when I refused you took a piss in my front yard.
that's your fault. you refused to take shots with me.
There's a fly in my room repeatedly throwing itself at my window, and I feel it's really symbolic of what I want to do with my future
I'm sure as hell not getting hoodwinked into going back to rehab again
Why were u walkin around mc with a toilet bowl lid handcuffed to u and carrying a stuffed Teddy bear last night?
She's the other freshman on this drunken voyage
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