Ha. No worries! So loud here &god I love drag queens! How does it happen, the congealing?
i was watching iron chef and got motivated, so i made dinosaur chicken nuggets
I think my mom's writing a book called how to fuck with your kids when you know they're high
There are the 2 BIGGEST tools by me-- at our table. I hate them. But they're not ugly and I may make out with them later. And hate myself. Definitely hate myself.
And as far as being fat goes I just did like 20 minutes of p90x and now i'm eating frosting out of the container....
His new job just became new places to have sex at.
Don't ever give your dog some hamburger at midnight. Its impossible to enjoy a late night burger when your dog just threw it up all over your carpet. Gremlin rules work with dogs.
you were yelling that somebody needed to take your bra off with such enthusiasm my first thought was that you were on fire.
I can affiliate each flavor of Copenhagen to a different one night stand. I really love Texas.
The shit I just took was four, very distinct colors. Jager night was a success
I keep jumping up and down in front of the mirror naked. The only motivation I would be to stop and put clothes on is if you come over. Hurry.
We decided to keep having sex while I ordered the pizza. I wanted extra pepperoooooooooooooni.
My tinder date had to be home by 8:30 cause she's on house arrest.
The not so cute guy next to me made me play Kid Rock on the jukebox but I'm a big believer in free drinks so I obliged.
Would you by any chance know if there is a proper protocol for traveling with one's vibrator? I wouldn't want the TSA to rip open my suitcase in front of my boss.
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