I think my emotional moodswings have reached a new low. I cried for the entire duration of changing my tampon.
I'm starting to think The only feelings I have anymore are drunk and hung over
you can't hurt those
Everyone agrees they like your mother better drunk
Yea it's a sex scar. But if anyone asks I tripped up carpeted stairs
Although, I did get to see a Raiders fan and his toothless girlfriend get roughed up by the police and dragged out of the stadium. So the night wasn't a total loss.
Some random walked into our tent, woke her up and said "Harry Potter must not go back to Hogwarts!"
Dude, i don't know. I don't remember anything after we started chanting/playing "shot of gin."
Don't mind me. My boyfriend is carrying me because I'm broken not because I'm drunk.
It's not even 9:30 yet..
Sorry about the whole your mom seeing my face up your ass situation
Why does my therapist keep calling when I jerk off?
Can we table this discussion? The roommate is out of town and I have to eat pie on the couch in my underwear.
I smell like cowboy sweat. I got two lap dances. This is the best day of my life!
My friends say stay away from him but it’s still 2017 so I’m allowed to make shit decisions until midnight hahah
Disregard everything I texted you last night. Oh, and disregard me hooking up with your boyfriend.
woke up between a girl's legs. make your own conclusion.
Randomize
