Thanks for last night it was amazing as always
What are you talking about
You've got to be kidding me
I've been emailing with a woman. I don't think she's into me, but we've become sorta email buddies. I'm hoping to meet her because on her profile she states she's into 'fisting.' Frankly the thought kinda freaks me out but I'm dying to see what kind of woman is 1) into that and 2) admits it upfront.
this is two weekends in a row I've been the pantsless girl at the party. I love my social life.
we were having sex and she freaked out when i said nipple
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You were in my dream and you got the lyrics to lollipop tattooed on your chest. Don't get it, it wasnt that cool.
I havent jerked off in so long, my dick literally prevented me from rolling over in my sleep this morning. new definition of painful?
For some reason 'start yourself on fire drunk' isn't nearly as funny after last 4th of july..
I did the seizure Bad Romance dance again last night, didn't I?
you were really good actually. your skill is increasing over time
Remind me to switch to jello when you decide to do shots off my ass. It's so much easier to clean than this pudding.
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I slept with him because his girlfriend should know better than to be with him given is reputation. It was like sex and a lesson all in one.
I just had a contest with the toilet to see who could hold their breath longest.
I won
We need to go back to the barter system so I can sell my body and just be done with it.
Cory and I accidentally had a sexual adventure last night.
How do you ACCIDENTALLY have a sexual adventure?
Is it too early in the day to ask a nipple-related question?
I’m sorry I pressured you for dick pics.
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