I think I died a long time ago.
love makes seman taste better
How the hell am I supposed to know what lotion to get her? They should have a dressing booth where I could go test how good it is for jerking off, then I'd know.
Now that I'm 21, I feel like I'm letting North Dakota down by not being drunk everyday
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Still drunk just puked in the meat cooler tried to clean it up with ham. Its not working
something isn't right. i offered to be his sex slave and he declined..
I have never smelled more like a drunk mariachi band than I do right now.
My date just wheeled me home in a shopping cart but it was normal
Technically he's married but he says it's "not like that" even tho his wife lives with him. Not sure if I believe him but I'm sleeping with him anyway.
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I woke up on karas dogs bed. Lets evaluate our lives.
Seriously can I go through one convo where masturbating doesn't come up
he woke me up with all the stuff I had at his house in boxes i had to unwrap my own belongings and he said. Happy v-day its time to see ya day! Worst day ever
I don't want to be Eskimo brothers with your dad
my life could not get any worse. just saw my sister in a porno
I still think he’s a fuckboy but he’s nice to me when I’m over.\nLike sets alarms for me in the morning and always makes sure I cum.
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