Best walk of shame ever. Not only did I not remember his name or the fact that we fucked, they all watched as I tried to get into 3 cars that werent mine
Oh and I threw up on myself...
We've been broken up for 7 months. His mom sent me a card with a brochure inside titled "How at Risk for STD's are you?"
He asked me if we could throw a lingerie party together so I guess he's single again
You were demanding water from a bottle but I didn't have one..so I just took the water bottle from the hamster cage. You're welcome.
I had something called a trashcan. Never again. I almost fucked chewbacca.
just watched a cripple ollie in his wheelchair to get on to the elevated floor in the bar. I. LOVE. WISCONSIN
Yeah thats cool. We can play the alphabet game while doing bumps of coke in the back of his volswagon
you are never too drunk for berry picking
You may now shotgun with the bride
Also 70% sure I have a splinter on my eyelid from last night
Is it bad that I'm a 32 year old woman that is so afraid of commitment that a hamster is too much responsibility?
SKIIIIIIIIIIII, trip mo foes! Let-ith the epic- ness begin ith. Heroes go forth, nAy Sayers fuckin die. This is for the good of mankind! See you on the morrow
Apologies to the number who did not expect to get this but certainly be jealous of us.
I think I was high. I asked a dude at chillis if they had a cereal buffet
Also I think I set a new personal record. Definitely slept with him less than 45 minutes after meeting him. Oh god my life.
I threw up soo much that I started crying. Then his grandma randomly came in and started rubbing my back...
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