Just looked in the bathroom mirror before getting to this exam to see If I look as bad as I feel & the answer is no. I look amazing, even in yesterday's clothes
I sharted during my first quiz and I couldn't leave, I went ahead and took the rest of the day off.
I dk what to do with this kid he is like legitimately interested in my life.
good luck with ur interview. Just show them your confidence and don't make that sucking snot noise. Really don't. Praying for you, love mom
Ummm I just broke my no puke streak at church
I used the lotion his mom gave me for christmas to give him a hand job. It felt so wrong.
also, I heard you can donate your eggs for like $8gs....hellloooo mediterranean vacation. thank youuuu future babies!!!
I think your dick broke my retainer, I normally wouldnt care but my orthodontist died and I don't want my first appt to be blow job broken retainer with a new ortho.
It was disgusting, and I would've rather licked the condensation off the windows instead, but I figured that's wasn't very ladylike
Are you awake? Because I would like to know whether or not I should refrain from giving my evil laugh when I enter the apartment...
Ran out of plates, so I'm using my sociology notes. Looks like they will finally have a practical use.
I just threw up vodka and hot dogs in a handicapped stall with someone in it who couldn't make me leave because he couldn't walk.
He ended up buying the equivalent of dinner at a Mexican place, in weed
Three months into our sexual relationship, he comes out with "Your body is efficient". WTF do I do with THAT?
Sooooooo, can scratch getting a pelvic exam by a man dressed as Woody from Toy Story off my list.
You need to write an essay about this experience.
He was even wearing the hat.
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