maybe you should take the dick out of your mouth before you start talking.
i did. i'm using it as a microphone.
no where in the syllabus does it say "no alcoholic beverages allowed".
there was a 40 knocked over. chips and salsa all over the floor. and she was in her thong doing boot camp on demand in the middle of the room..
Shes been standing with her arms crossed in front of the mirror for 45 minutes...she told me she's "getting sober"
I know for sure he's a bro because he closed the door so my gf didn't see me hooking up with her cousin.
He got a slutty, ugly mother of a 7 year old, and I got a dog that only sleeps and shits on clean clothes. No one won in this break up.
I would seriously fuck her so hard, her contacts would pop out of her eyes.
Is it inception if it feels like another uterus is going to burst out of my current uterus?
Yea I almost drowned giving a BJ in the shower once
He's a loser but she says we just don't see the good stuff about him. It's like she's dating the Charlie Brown Christmas Tree.
We ended up on their roof with our pants around our ankles shotgunning beers at one point.
that is either the most profound and meaningful thing i've ever heard, or someone got high before noon again.
I think people are normalizing furries
If he doesn’t slap your ass with his drumsticks, then I don’t wanna hear about it.
The smell of pee and coconut conditioner still makes me think of him
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