Have you ever seen a 300 pound pregnant lady's boob fall out of her shirt cuz she's not wearing a bra? I have.
i can't believe i had my finger in that
and yes, the jail cell in Citi Field does have a big Mets symbol in it
i was thoroughly upset that he did not want to be my number 16, who passes that number up?
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i'm going to look back at this as the time of my life when i casually dated that autistic guy
my self respect just called, its having a good time without me
I'm currently day drinking, studying and making corn. Don't tell me what I can't do.
Mom said you looked used
I'm watching him slurp a whole mango out of her hand. It's disturbingly arousing.
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I'd rather be castrated by angry chipmunks Than live your life for 24 hours
Oh man, are we repeating last 4th of July?!
That shouldn't even be a question, it's a tradition now. Hope your manhood is ready.
He pulled over in the Compass Bank parking lot so I could dry-heave, but I decided I couldn't vomit there because "I bank here."
I wanna die. I can't recall the last time I was happy that doesn't involve your hand touching my butt.
Just broke into the basement of my house via my american red cross blood donor card. I officially save lives
its a recording of you guys having sex?!
its actually 30 minutes of him begging and then 2 minutes of sex.
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