We should be called the Road Head Warriors
I'm having a self conscious moment and I need your complete honest opinion of my boobs.
What was the name of that place where we saw that concert? It was like a warehouse and some guy was living in the loft above the stage...
It's called: a legit place to drop acid.
whiskey
stop
tequila
you're fuckin up my ability to be a agrown up
I ate all his french fries. He was no longer useful to me.
He wants to buy me a drink to apologize for sending me a pic of his dick. Welcome to my life.
He just showed up. He's like 5'8 and brought a beer pong table that has " I love gay boys" on it. How could this go wrong
It is not if she takes a guy home Karaoke night. It is how many.
she told me she wanted to fuck me because i was "rugged". if the definition of rugged is a lack of manscaping, slightly overweight, and pounding 16 oz pbrs, then yes i am rugged as fuck
my talents include tricking people into giving me money and free drugs
we just talked about our morning and what we were doing for the day and he handed me the addies and i took $50 out of my bra in front of a bunch of frat guys. so the mornings going really well
Are you in a good mood because I stuffed you with enchiladas, ice cream, penis, and cuddles last night?
So, I've discovered that I'm approximately 70% nicer to my mother when I've had an orgasm in the last 48 hours. It's science.
Do you remember seeing anyone put a "my other penis is a vagina" bumper sticker on my car?
One can only be this extremely wet once a year and I feel like I'm bitch slapping god by not using this gift he has bestowed on me.
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