I just walked by a ginger with a mullet. I repeat GINGER mullet. So help us God.
we fucked to don't stop believing. most epic sex EVER.
You were pretty fucked up... decided playing hopscotch down the stairs was an excellent idea.. it was extremely entertaining
found POGS while I was cleaning my room this morning. Definitely bringing them back to school to turn into a drinking game.
Right, because I totally see myself driving all the way down there to fuck his world famous penis.
you called me in the middle of the night, wandering the streets, in search of "the ultimate burrito"
just mapquested my walk of shame from saturday..bye bye freshman 15
You just kept walking around saying "my brain is soup" then sat on the kitchen counter washing your feet. You bit the guy that tried to help you down
100% truth: never tied someone to a bed using 4 pairs of sweatpants before
The only thing I'm asking santa for is my period.
And vodka?
And vodka.
I just rode a horse than walked onto my property in boarshorts, flip flops, and holding a 40. What do I win?
I specifically remember rubbing my eyes thinking I could definitely go blind and I really like came to terms with it I was like ok my other senses will develop this is fine
Sexting and pancakes... It's going to be hard to top that
I think the hamburger goblin stole my cigarettes. I left my purse behind her table and they're not in it now.
Dude, running 15 min late.
Let's play a game, you pay for all the drinks I can finish before you get here. Go.
Randomize
