Goodnight sugar queer
Sugar queer??
Why does my predictive text prioritize 'queer' over 'puffs'?
i can't help myself.. i am just so in love with the kitchen manager.
...he was wearing JNCO shorts.. i'm pretty sure i saw the dragon.
Already tried, she's too smart for that. I need a Primos "Do your wife in the butt" lure/call to trick her into wanting it
and that's why he's hiding in the taco suit
time for a it's-monday-night-and-this-week-is-gunna-suck-drink.
Found a beard hair in my crotch.... care to explain?
He has a lot of emotional energy invested in your vagina.
Of course I will... FYI I just gave my balls a crew cut.
I will rip it off your body in ways are socially offensive but you still kind of like.
I was watching porn and wanted to change the tab to another video to cum but I clicked the wrong tab and it was a gif of a dog but I was coming and couldn't do anything so did I jill off to a dog? I feel like I should be guilty
When you went off to sleep with that guy that looked like a dirty Jesus and I asked why all you had to say "trying to keep Christ in Christmas" and left. The Vatican called, you're going to Hell.
Hey kevin, it's Ashlee. I have been trying to get ahold of you. Your pledge gave me your number. I really wanted to apologize for shitting in your car I'll buy new upholstery or pay to have it shampooed if needed. I'm so embarrassed.
i just had to ask the gas station attendant what state i was in... winning at life.
im in missouri by the way.
Who is this? I have a text from you last night telling me your name and to train hard for Tuesday, please make this make sense
Blunts beyotch
What? Joints? Blunts?
I'll refer you to my previous text: "Blunts beyotch"
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