she pooed on me. she actually pooed on me.
Ok so serious question: if one wanted to say the plural of mongoose, would it be mongooses or mongeese?
I think I just made patron unclassy I bought limes at a gas station and for salt we are using gas station packets of salt
Oh, and my friends believe you should reimburse me for the brazilian that was gone to waste.
She is just riding on my slutty coat tails.
At some point last night was I riding a garbage can.. Things are starting to come back to me
There is a 15" subwoofer mounted inside our fridge. I've never been more proud of myself.
My goal is to upperdeck the house I'm at, because it's some girl I don't know's birthday. Welcome to adulthood, bitch.
We now know how the night ended in arrest according to the flip camera I did 10 handle pulls and beer bonged a 40. My life choices are getting worse and worse this is your fault.
Just heard the words 'Pussy Riot' on NPR...I almost crashed my car.
I say we start a new tradition. I came up with it all by myself. It's called work out, lay out, black out
its the kind of night you break several limbs and say you were lucky
T minus 20 hours until we forget our names, find some city cowboys, and g&t into the night.
I just quit my job so I could get dick this weekend. I'm pretty sure my need for dick is much more important than the customers' needs.
Hypothetically, I throw a party and my ex-boyfriend and my current fuck buddy are in the same house... what should I do?
How many beds are in the house? Hypothetically...
Randomize
