sorry if i was weird last night, had weird deja vu that we had done that before, i mean with the peanut butter.
we had.
well that explains the rash. i dont think i should see you again.
goodnight i made you a song goodbye
Whoa!!! Accidentally took a dump in chick's bathroom at Red Robin. 1 hr for coast to be clear. Women's farts sound like geese taking last breath. Liars.
is it bad that while shopping i looked specifically for clothes that hold their form after taking them off and putting them on again and again?
last night i found where hot topic managers go to die after they get fired.
either way he was missing a nipple.
If there was a game called "keeping your legs shut," I would lose every time.
I hope he doesn't find the chex mix when he takes my shirt off.
I'm sitting by myself in my bra eating a waffle and drinking pineapple rum. gamedaaaayyyyyyy
Aside from the fact that there's a penis in my mouth, that's a pretty good picture of me
I might have to break the "you stay out of my sister and ill stay out of yours" pact that i have with tim
It is a special kind of bonus when you find money you hid from yourself when you were drunk in the tampon box. What did we do last period?
He walked in wearing nothing but a WWF belt and yelled "THE CHAMP... IS... HEEERE!!!"
We're currently sharing pics of our cats. I can't wait to sit on her face.
Do not let Mike show you his naughty Santa Claus outfit. It's a super long beard and crotchless pants.
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