Wait. When you mean sick you mean a cold sick right ? not something else.
I just accidently sent my poop smells like vodka to 27 people in my phone book
there was a guy here who managed to get his head stuck in a fishbowl. no, I don't fuckin know how
They were like stripper heels, except business stripper heels, the kind strippers would wear to court.
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Accidentally spilled a drink on her roommates skirt, offered to clean it, and got a blowjob out of the deal. Something went horribly right.
What's the politically correct way of saying you've made someone your bitch?
I came in and she was laying on the ground just stoking it saying "the floor is where our feet step"
I was scared I had HIV after last time so I'm not gonna do it again
But he was really hot
Glad you don't have HIV
Come back I feel like I ticking time bomb of
of drugs
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How could she say that about my foreskin when she hasn't even seen all the cool stuff I can do with it?
I want to tell you your future: you're going to be having sex
Bro. I traded my coat. I have a Raiders coat now.
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I woke up with pitch black feet and crushed doritos around my mouth. That's how I determined how my night went
We met behind our asshole boss's back with the intent to oust him from the company. If this revolution is a success, bring nachoes.
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