I'm in the mood to be taken advantage of ;-)
OMG - This guy with a mullet just told me - it wasn't a mullet - but his hair dresser layered it wrong. It's so walmart in here. I hate you.
he left me a 6 minute video of him peeling a clementine listening to justin bieber
I finally got laid.. you said it wouldn't happen.
I love Japanese schoolgirls with short skirts riding bikes on windy days.
You're never coming back, are you?
She told me she eats fruit when she's hungover because it has more water than water.
And then I learned that we are dating when I said it's out of line to bring fuck buddies home to meet the parents. And then I was single.
I just woke up to three dick pics. Apparently in my blacked out state. I was asking for them as the new valentines day card.
One day. I will touch his hair. I'm curious if it'll be like a soft cloud.
Our relationship is representative of a cognitive bias that leads to bad decision making and misplacement of resources. So should we pick up some whiskey tomorrow?
But if I live with you I'll help pay rent. Only if you promise no 50 shades of what the fuck internet hookups
You had sex with him AND his man bun. Like not just him but also the bun.
I don't care. We're going to fuck. And I WONT apologize in the morning. You cheated on me, so you can cheat on her with me.
Dog. I woke up between my ex boyfriend witch i'm currently fucking and his bestfriend spooning me in MY bestfriends empty powerless house still really fucked up. No one knows what happend.
thank god my bra was in my purse... were all good
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