Got some. In a truck. I will just pee you in the morning i guess?
May i just say it is extremely difficult to pee in a cape
The woman in front of me has a completely clear purse. I can see everything. It's ballsy because her vagisil is on display.
Dude feel your hair right now it feels so weird like pasta
My vagina has become a graveyard for my brother's friendships...
she peed on how many people?
i think the doormans mad at me
well we haven't pretended to pretend we were going to have a threesome with him for a while...
Check having sex on the rocks and dirt on the peak of saddleback mountain off my list.
I felt like a god.
Well, somebody (me) put on reindeer antlers, crawled around on the floor, and meowed at people... So yeah, I'd say it was "one of those nights"
No it's only my right leg that feels like it's about to fall off. The left is fine.
I don't know if I should feel proud or ashamed of myself...ashamed for making myself a drink at 6:15am or proud for actually being awake that early.
My puke in the shower morning just turned into a puke in the restroom at work afternoon. I'm the human embodiment of dumpster fire.
My sex toys have been held in customs for almost a month now. They're British, what the hell?!?
When the nurses wouldn't let him smoke in the hospital he decided to just roll around on the floor.
I came home and drank a bottle of wine in the bathtub. I have AMAZING coping skills!!
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