I am 90% sure the kid in front of me in class is picking his face spots, smelling it, and then eating it. That is a LOT of % sure for something like that.
im vomiting on the 4th floor cause no one knows me there
i wrote down the address for planned parenthood on the back of the receipt for the condom that broke
I dont think she was a real nurse but she was good at it. wish I rememebrd her name
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ttyl tear gas
That's why I don't chug things. Because when I was a freshman in college tequila came out my nose.
Yoga may not b such a good idea for me today. My liver is obviously in cahoots with my colon to pay me back for the past 24 days of misuse . Downward dog could have catastrophic consequences.
Most people would probably take his lack of responses as a queue to stop. But nope, not me. I just keep going. And that's why I don't have a bf, just a little weinered friend
im dying and naked and this is what youre living with next year.
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well I got an eye infection from a stripper motorboating me but overall it was a great weekend
My heart wants him and my vagina wants him...to have a bigger dick.
And if you haven't kicked a pigeon you haven't started your morning right
I wanna trust fall face first on a penis.
i’m blowing bubbles in my bloody mary so yeah it’s pretty much time to go
What's the point of having a gay best friend if he doesn't play with your titties?
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