You know that bakery that Sandra Bullock's sister owns?
The one in Montpelier?
yeah, well it doesn't exist anymore. VT's one fucking claim to fame closed.
just scratched off #34 on my list of things to do before age 30 - drunk in a helicopter.
This girl I work with, who is 18 btw, invited me to her baby shower. Do they sell abortions in gift certificate form?
just dropped my bong into 7 pieces, and carried the glass shards around my house. dad saw the blood dripping down my arms, and asked if i slit my wrists. way too high to laugh at this.
When I realized it was a dog, and I still had a boner, it was awkward.
something had to give and with her weight the coffee table never stood a chance
It's official, I need to start putting my vagina's needs before my own.
We're all getting matching jack daniels tattoos. We're gonna be an alcoholic gang of awesome.
Oh thank the gods of upholstery, i thought that was never coming out...
Yeah I mean I think I need to stop living off of snacks and alcohol
He got naked after doing the Ice Water Challenge and it was still enormous. So, yeah, I stayed over.
I was going to say "wearing plaid doesn't make you gay, I wear plaid!" but then... heavy sigh
I'm not dropping acid and watching game of thrones with you. That just sounds like a disaster waiting to happen.
so hungover i had to get off the train to puke, rallied and went to work. not sure if that's an adulting win or fail
I want to get drunk and watch somebody else's tragedy.
Randomize
