your profile still reads that you like women...interesting? I think there is some photography and video that will show otherwise
low key just jizzed in a chinese food container
I just wanna buy a tempur-pedic so i can drink in bed and not spill
No, my body just knows its the weekend and wants to rage. Very different from alcoholism
Apparently he took me home and I pulled up my senior pictures on fbook and made him guess what I was thinking during each different pose.
Found my bike today. On top of the garage. I'm not even going to ask myself why.
He may not be fully over his current wife yet. But wait until I show him my tits in his office at the end of the day tonight.
Holy shit, I wanna ride him into the horizon.
I put his pb&j sandwich in my bra and never looked back
Your normalization of crazy is frightening.
Strip Simon Says: DO IT
Sorry about my sloppy drunk texts. I'm not sure talking about banging a near dead Jimmy Stewart was my finest moment
The dentist walked in on me trying to bottle some laughing gas to take home with me. That high.
I'm on a party bus with a stripper pole with middle aged women who have all started drinking
God bless your soul.
You kissed my hand and then put a Taco in it. Why WOUDNT I leave my husband?
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