Turns out "bordello" doesn't mean what I thought it did.
she's doing push ups on the keg. hows a girl supposed to compete with that?
Pretty sure I just has te same conversation as you. He suggested I get, sell, and fuck the hoes, and once all was said and done, that I should refer afforementioned hoes to him, to perform felatio.
ISS teacher has a tramp stamp.
Shotgun.
I jerked him off and then punched him in the face for no reason. Typical evening drinking Sailor Jerry's.
I figured you left because I was a shit show. Were you still there when I got locked in the bathroom and didn't know where I was? If not, that could have been a dream. I'm still not sure.
There was an Altoids can full of urine in the bathroom. I do not want to know what was going on in there.
Join us. We're on the roof drinking breakfast
At what point did you realize I was getting blown under the table during our dominos game?
I`m watching Shallow Hal & Jack Black has better nipples than Jimmy's chick.
Tune in tm morning for how to buy Plan B in a foreign country while coming down off ecstasy
Found a pic on my phone from last night. You're drunk. Arm wrestling some guy. In the bar bathroom. At a baby changing station. It's my new wallpaper.
I woke up on a different floor than I went to sleep on. Can't find my shoes.
Why were there just 3 inflatable bounce houses delivered to my house?
oh shit.
i love discovering the tokens of our drunkenness from the night before. it's like easter egg hunting. today: smashed pizza rolls in the sink.
Randomize
