I give out O-faces like they're halloween candy
I learned to sign I want to be on you today
Score
Deaf chicks here I come
I got it! After our exam we take shots for every question we skipped!!!
I don't wanna die...
i can't decided whether the fact that her nipples are bigger then her palms is a problem or not
She kept chasing him yelling thief, because he drank some of her drink. That was at 8, it got worse.
I am too hungover to address any of this right now, every time i move it feels like i'm being bitch slapped by the hand of God
You kept trying to use my cat as a napkin.
A lot of things don't look good... It doesn't look good for a lifeguard to be smoking a cig and drinking from a conspicuous cup... But hey I'm doin it
The only excuse this guy at the club had for trying to make out with me as soon as I met him was "I AM FROM MEXICOOO"
I gave the bathroom attendant $5 last night for turning the sink on for me. What. The. Fuck.
I was wondering why he was in my phone as "Cat Guy", he seemed pretty normal. Then when we woke up he was wearing a shirt with a picture of his cat on it. The name stays.
I feel like she is getting all kinds of bacterial exposure that may otherwise have been avoided had she been wearing pants
Tequila is never to blame. We all make good choices under tequila
I also woke up in a bed soaked of pee and drunkenly lectured him on the dangers of chewing tobacco... weird night
How do I un-spend everything I bought last night? Seriously...was a penis shaped piñata and enough tequila to fill my bathtub really that necessary?
At least you can say you've literally dumped money down the drain
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