Do you still have your period?
Saw a Delta Zeta recruitment poster today. On it, somebody added, "All you need is your daddy's credit card and a lack of self-respect."
erin looks like she hung out with the sham wow guy last night. she's got the beat up hooker look goin' on
I woke up this morning next to some guy. I was horrified, he woke up and said, "the white tiger strikes again!"
i just wanna lock my vagina in a safe filled with bandaids and healthy things
did i walk over a car last night?
This is going to be the summer remembered forever as the giant 3 month long mushroom trip.
In this town being related to a brewing family or the owner of a sports team is like being royalty. It's like hooking up with the queen's nephew or something.
i refuse to hook up with a girl that looks like drew carey.
the guy sitting next to me at the bar has a patrick swayze tattoo hovering over a roast beef sandwich. 'merica.
I was at a bus stop, eating a load of bread. Fairly sure I'm the poster child for poor students.
Made out with a mannequin all morning in cpr training, so im ready to party
Do you want me to add this to the list of actions I will state at your intervention
He had a vasectomy. I think I'm in love.
Also I ordered a dildo and I'm not sure if I want it still, so there might be a free dildo in your future
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