i am NOT doing that with my feet, or any part of my body
dude i woke up laying next to some guy. i dont have my bra or his name. he has a nice tv though.
never have i ever had a craving for dick this badly
bro...we were banging on her floor and her dog walked in and started licking my balls
she just made some guy spank her... then made some chick take a running start and spank her.
Dude so coolest charity idea ever, think aids walk but instead of miles you drink beers oh the possibilities
the mechanics of walkigng feel weird right now everyone lools like a demon
what does alcohol mean
No im just getting a road beer. You got my pants?
Well he fell three stories from the balcony and still had the strength to fuck me for 2 hours.
are you still up? I want to use you for sexual things. you have 35 minutes to respond to this offer.
He invites me over for to adderall and chill. Academic Tuesday
We are bad people. This is why we are friends. <3
She's dancing around licking a fork of nutella. She is not sober.
why did you kick open the doors at church screaming whos ready to party?
I think it's a bit on the nose for the Uber driver to play stairway to heaven while driving like A psycho.
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