He's telling me stories about how he made out with a 14 yr old when he was 22. I'm going home.
I just watched the Dark knight, Maggie Gylennhaal looks like Katie Holmes after a stroke
You tried to wear your Jesus costume into Family Christian stores and say it was a book signing.
he's werid. hell kiss me after i go down on him but he wont kiss me after i eat anything with mustard.
No matter what you may say to me. You will still be the guy that managed to get his own cum in his hair.
She told me I should be a condom model.
I always have trouble explaining my life decisions to people over the age of 30.
someone who i have in my phone as thundercock just said he was DTF
It was the best present I've gotten since I was 5 and I got a fucking easy bake oven. I'm not pregnant for realsies. Celebratory party at the house tonight. Invite all the nice dicks you know.
Ok. So let me get this straight. She treats her vagina like a clown car, yet judges me for just making out with the guy that bought all of us shots?
I walk in and my roomie is fucking her bf while wearing lingerie and minnie mouse ears. Right in the childhood.
Signs you do Molly too much. Glow sticks fallout of random articles of clothing on academic row
Apparently chalking everything I've done these past 48 hours to the fact that it was homecoming, is like a "get out of jail free" card.
Not saying I'm a lesbian. Just saying that every time she walks by I wanna scissor her
you asked if you could borrow my vagina for the night
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