1:32 am: your girlfriend looks like a man
1:48 am: your uglier
I went with the blow up doll and I'm glad I did.
I know the vomits not mine cause its on my back.
May or may not have found my way onto a stripper bus. To Chicago.
I feel like tequila heightens the sense of my nipples.
i'm going to look back at this as the time of my life when i casually dated that autistic guy
Welcome to texting with Mike. You're now leaving the sober section and headed to our insanely high bad decision making portion of mike. Enjoy the trip.
We woke up at 7:30am. We got a 30 rack, yelled at all the freshman shackers walkin back to their dorms, played a game of beer die, and boned all before 11:00am. I found my soulmate
Also just throwing this out there I don't think anyone who brings another girl back to your bed to share with you can qualify as a frigid bitch
We're gonna be late. Scott went too far predrinking amd tried pierce his own lip with a poptab. Save me a beer, i'm gonna need it.
It isn't easy. I met him at the gym. He wanted to go out he doesn't drive so I drove and he wanted Dairy Queen where his sister is the manager. This is dating in my 20's
Officially locked in my status as an indifferent millennial by downloading Tinder.
she crossed my comfort zone...i thought i was a freak
said the guy with a pink sex swing...
You like pics of my balls that much?
I am at the store looking at frames as we text...
She deleted me on Facebook. I think it's safe to say that she knows I fucked him now.
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