Were we dating when my roommates and I had the 'everyone gets laid' part?
Ya
I used to kick so much ass
The best feeling....farting and having the bubble hit your balls
i just fucked the bartender on my cruise to get free alcohol. have things gone too far?
dude thats like the second time shes peed on the couch at a party. we cant invite her anymore
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do you ever get flashbacks of ppl you had sex with and just shudder at how gross they were/how drunk you were?
story of my life.
high in an attic. pig roast in 10.
I need you to come over. Im crying, day drinking and working out simultaneously.
the creek. my friends left me at a party next thing i know im in a breaststroke relay race with a bunch of randos in the dark
I went to look at my notes for my take home final and all I had written was 'you're on E. You won't remember a damn thing anyway.'
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Bathroom attendant appreciated that hug I have him as a tip. Fucking BROKE these days.
So i am officially handcuffed to the pole on the party bus while taking jello shots.....this shall be an interesting night
The guy next to me just said he wont play beer pong on principle. Im scared.
Debating going to the grocery store with my vibrator still in, cause I can't stand the idea of it out. Lets do some risk/reward
I just had to go dumpster diving, at 3am, in the rain, because I realized that I somehow threw away the brand new package of birth control pills I picked up from the pharmacy this afternoon. So I'm sort of a responsible adult.
She ripped her shorts off and yelled "VAGINA TIME!"
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