Should I be offended if he asked if he could use saran wrap to eat me out?
I got drunk and smashed his tv with the keg and so he blames me for being evicted.
Made a salesman quit his job, a saleswoman cry, and got a manager to half shout "fuck this"....successful drunk Christmas shopping
I feel like I was just dunked in a tub of beer and then thrown in a giant dryer with rocks in it.
If I had to give her an idea on what it means to be ur date I would compare it to being Ralph macchio's gf in the first karate kid... That's one of the coolest things I've ever said... I love drugs.
I actually didn't mind her sub-par blowjob skills.. It took me back to a time when skipping class was noticed, and my liver didn't look like a worn out shoe
Zip lining have a big frozedn drink with 151 rum chippendale pic life is GREAT
Operation: sleep in every bed at the boys' house is nearing completion. Now at 5/9. I AM GOLDILOCKS AND NO ONE CAN STOP ME
In hindsight combining orgy Thursday with mystery drink madness was begging for failure
I asked the cop if I could see his dick- It's not like he could arrest me twice.
Oh and it took quite a bit of doing, but I managed to wipe my butt with the hat you left in my car
All the movies on cable here are either porn or Bollywood. I am never leaving this hotel.
Have u seen my vagina and my gorilla costume? Im in need of it.
all i know is that i woke up at 12:00 am in a shower with egg shell in my hair. i am 90% sure you are responsible.
Clearly the Stanley Cup Finals good luck hand job IS necessary. You let the whole team down.
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