ok i'm going to motor boat your sister now. ttyl
I was totally willing to let her keep giving me blowjobs as long as she didn't think we were in a relationship.
I had the most spectatular hardon this morning. I think it was trying to reach you in Wisconsin.
the people going to church this morning while i was walking home did not seem as pleased as i was with how many beads i earned last night
That's why there are breakfast margaritas.
it was pretty much a given that i would lose my thong on dollar tequilla shot night
In an m&m suit playing manhunt drunk. And you thought you werent guna have a good time
I just tripped out to the Angel of Music from Phantom of the Opera in my car. Wayyyy to high for shuffle right now.
That place is a DUI and an STD waiting to happen. I think I'll pass.
And to add, there was a fat guy right next to me who, when the girls would shake their butts, he would let out a shrill xena warrior princess cheer
We went from zero to drunk tank in 45 minutes.
Apparently my Ambien addled brain last night actually did decide to go ahead and photoshop you into various animal and human molesting scenarios. That's a hell of a thing to wake up to.
Woke up backwards on a recliner
you made out with another girl for some wings
last night we watched this really loud chick try and pick up this smoking french guy who's english was sooo bad. she finally pointed at her beer and then her vagine
gross
like you've never done an interperative dance for sex, please
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