Kroger has a sale on economy packs of some ridic brand of condom with a smiley devil heart on it $4.99 for 24
Sounds like a baby waitign to happen
Steel Reserve is the RC Cola of alcohol. It's never ok.
I just signed a document stating that I would dd all summer if they would go pickup food.
when i grow up i'm putting garbage disposals in all showers of my house so when you vomit in the shower its easy clean up
I bet you think you're really funny for switching my line of coke with a line of protein powder.
And then I saw the naval officer and gave up that whole new leaf thing
Mike is worried about me going on a cruise in June without him....how cute he thinks we are going to last till June
I'm just going to eat until there's an actual reason why he wouldn't want to fuck me.
I woke up and found a doughnut on our front porch. It's not sketchy though. More like a gift from the gods.
Well he fell three stories from the balcony and still had the strength to fuck me for 2 hours.
His girlfriends signaled their approval by pulling me off of him and in turn making out with me. I think I will hang out with this group more often
Question. There's no better feeling than clean shaven balls. Do girls get that too?
I'd like to buy a season pass to your dick please.
sorry bout the carpet, but you DID call it "blackout punch" not "don't vom on my floor punch"
And a hot pocket after we fucked. Heaven.
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