Let me tell you a story about the rise and fall of my self esteem
me and my sister are feeding my dog poprocks. this is proof you don't need a lot of money to have fun.
My boogers are black from last night. So that's either from all the colored hairspray or inhaling all of the tragedy from the party...
It was good sex. She was screaming so much I didn't know whether or not my name was Matt or God.
I need to stop hooking up with boys in my major. three boys in one class is just a litttle too awkward.
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You. Win. At. Life.
You need to stop having girl talk with the guys I'm sleeping with.
im going to hold it over his head for all of eternity. when his children are born i am going to go to the hospital as his wife is giving birth and shove the picture in the childs face, so the first time they see their father is in a drunken stupor looking like a jackass.
Dave when you find that upper decker at your house its from me but its for Jill not you
Would I chase a raccoon with a flaming stick sober?
so I was eating out this girl who was wearing my pirate hat In an alley behind the bar last night and some girl walks up and takes a picture. apparently we had a crowd of about 10 and it turned her on so she just didn't tell me
this whole "benign brain tumor" is truly a blessing in disguise. I almost want to start bringing MRIs to the bar because sympathy pussy is flowing like the nile
The lowest point of my life has been reached. I just drank half a jar of pasta sauce.
I did not know male screamers existed until now. Good for him. Good for my ego.
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