Getting sheets for college, what is the thread count that shows the least amount of cumstains?
630.
Nope. Can't afford girlfriends. Still looking for the 25 year old bisexual tripled who owns a brewery or a casino.. the search continues....
note to self: an IV pole is no substitute for a stripper pole. Written it on my ankle cast.
they're doing drop shots of Jager into red wine. i don't want to be on that level
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I'm mad at him and disappointed with you. It's like I put a bunch of effort into a PowerPoint of "what not to do with Zach" to show you and the first bullet point was "do not love him" and you're just disregarding all my effort and friendship.
I have to make mistakes myself to learn from them
FUCK YOU I AM MAKING A POWERPOINT
I'M SO WET FOR FREEDOM
Spent fifteen minutes in the car thinking i was psychic before i realized the cd was not on shuffle
I don't think I'm allowed to have Burger King. What if i just chew for taste and not actually consume. Like a wine connoisseur for fast food
can you please not set my house on fire for once???
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He was passed out, face in the toilet, so I just pissed on his head. Serves him right
You know you're drunk when you have to be picked up out of a bathtub.
Last time I had a one night stand he ended up stalking me for two months.
So you're not picking up this weekend?
This weekend, I am Angela, visiting from Calgary. We'll have to roleplay this.
The cop was standing next to me when I texted "haha" to your phone...didn't realize that he had taken it already...
So I'm buying milk, bread, yogurt & lube. Not awkward at all
Basic items
Lunch date was a success. And you'll be proud- my legs stayed closed.
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