No awkward lesbian experiences without me
just broke no shave november. hello backed up drain december.
This sounds like "Sober" Ericka. Sorry that message wasn't for you. I only do business with "Fell off the wagon" Ericka. Please pass that message along to her.
Hannah wants to know if she cant borrow your stats notes because she threw up on hers.
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thanks for the bloody nose. you probably dont remember, i'm not mad.. only because your boobs are to blame
She interrupted us having sex in the tent by threatening to kill us if we "got cum on the lasanga."
He said he was gonna go pull a lochte and the next thing we know he's outside ass naked peeing in the neighbors kiddie pool.
Got to the gym, getting changed, found a jello shot in my shoes.
I've woke up with the same hoodie on backwards, twice this week. I think that's a record
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
almost dropped my phone in the toilet but it somehow bounced off my tit and landed on the floor. Boobs: saving me hundreds of dollars in bar tabs and smartphones since '09
call me with an emergency in 5 min. This chick has a strap on hangin behind the bathroom door.
I just called my boyfriend "Dad"... Awkward
I wanna snuggle with you as we feed each other chipotle burrito bowls and that's just where I'm at right now
Halfway through missionary I realized I was partially laying on his sleeping dog and idk that just kinda ruined it for me sooo
summer in europe = liver of steel
I accept that challenge.
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