Saw 2 former students outside gas station. gave me money to buy 2 12 packs, asked if I wanted to go to their party.
I told them I had a gf and took one of the 12 packs. Come over.
Texas should really raise its teaching standards.
ever seen your mom drunk enough to lick your face? i have
This whole foot fetish thing is getting out of control. He would rather hold my feet than me after we fuck.
Its your turn to fuck our RA next time she threatens us with an underage.
I'm thinking we can stop tracking my sex life by the hotels I've hooked up in and instead use bar bathrooms I've gotten head in.
His "hunger Strike for change" lasted 4 days. Hi welcome to my coke binge last weekend....not impressed
There's never a time that i stay at this apartment that when i wake up in the morning and sit outside to smoke a cigarette that i don't feel ashamed of myself.
I FINALLY HAVE A REASON TO DYE MY PUBES BLUE!!!
I normally need adult supervision or a babysitter, but I refuse to let someone keep me from making irresponsible and wrong decisions at the bar on my last bday ill ever have in texas
So to recap Superbowl Sunday - I won $100, bumped into the anti-christ and his cult, met a guy in a kilt and a wican, then got invited to a gayguy afterhours party.
Gonna be tough to beat that next year!
Fireball goes down like mother's milk. Btw your housemate is naked
Sooooooo this guy just asked me if I'd be interested in a threesome... I'm considering bc I would get to hang out with his dog afterwards.
As your friend, I promise I will drink a full bottle of vodka and belly slide down the stairs with you if that test is positive
Your sister just admitted to being a " much bigger bitch" than you. So you've got that going for you, which is nice.
don't worry dude i have your phone, text me when youre gonna come get it
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