That girl's pussy is like White Castles, you crave it once in awhile, but you know next morning you regret eating it.
in the car goin home for fam dinner and he is silent... i think he realized how big of a whore his little sister is
just got high and bedazzled my bra. other than bleeding from the prongs life is so good.
sorry we overslept. have a good day at work. p.s. thanks for making it feel like my vagina got hit by a train.
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You have no idea how much I'm praying for my moms side of the family's infertility right now
He said my labia gave my vagina a "cute personality"
Ok more importantly someone in a chicken costume just stepped in front of my car and started breakdancing...
I filled this oven with as much Pizza as I could, and I've been eating out of it for three days.
Just ate the last piece. Refilling the oven.
Your whole purpose in life is to just float around and satisfy lonely women and also join lesbian couples in threesomes.
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no joke- she just sprinkled parmesan cheese into her champagne and slurred "I just need a little snack"
I'm not snubbing your weed I just had a really important rack of ribs to get home to
You handed me an unpeeled grapefruit off the frat basement floor and then took a bite out of it.
Sometimes at I wake up from a dead sleep at 1am and call the bar just to hear the clink of the glasses and the pouring of the beer on tap in the backround
he told me he wanted me to go see his cat. apparently i was more interested in playing with his cat then having sex.
I can tell just by looking at the wedding photos that the groom has hooked up with at least three of his groomsmen. I would feel bad for her except that she’s hooked up with two of the same ones.
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