No subtext here. People are naked.
Girl next to me in class just said to her friend "and I haven't even cried yet." Challenge accepted
Got home. Hugged Mom. The look on her face indicated she noticed nipple rings.
He had a curved dick....must be a european thing
My "Week Of Not Checking Into OK Cupid So I Don't Hook Up With Another Fat Chick" lasted four hours. On the plus side, she was the smallest one yet.
The last time I saw you, you were rolling around on the ground at the bar.....
.....well it was bound to be an interesting night since I was chasing my pulls with pulls....
Not my man #1 and if he likes it then he should put a title on it. Till then the gates of hell. Aka my vagina are open for entrance.
Doc gave me something stronger than Xanax. The pills have your last name imprinted on them. This cannot be coincidence.
How's dinner? Come here? You can bring your boyfriend if you're ok leaving without him
Are you ok?
They gave me a cat until I fall asleep. His name is fluffy because he's fluffy.
I'm by the tree and the Dora the explorer balloon .. Look for the Dora the explorer balloon
DUDE I FINGERED JOE'S MOM, PLS DONT TELL HIM, MORE LATER
I'm sad about how hungover I'm gonna feel tomorrow.
remember when we said that thing when we met about how we were each glad we weren’t furries
ok listen,
Sunburned by dick at the nude beach. Bad. She tried to blow me. But. I. Just. Can't. Saddest day of my life.
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