ed mcmahon, farrah fawcett, and michael jackson all in one week. What next god, are you juts gonna take my penis too?
If I was on drugs, this would be amazing
i just found five singles in my underwear?! im suspicious but delighted none the less
I'm not sure how exactly, but this funeral has turned into a ridiculous night of drinking games
she wouldn't stop crying, so we sang her to sleep. i'm guessing you will find her in the same position by the toilet in the morning. night.
So recap time do u remember biting that girls hand?
Let's paint friendship bongs
I could not actually bring myself to utter the phrase "donkey cock" in front of my father. Not possible.
Only Tommy would bring a stripper pole to a bonfire
seriously though if NH has the largest penis size... the rest of America must be very disappointed.
I want Walter White to make me a bologna sandwich while I'm chained to a support
the police report says i screamed sanctuary from a jungle gym at the playground when they caught up with us, obviously they disregarded international law.
He and I didn't so much date, as watch cartoons and go down on each other.
Its like Gods punishment for wanting to party
We hotboxed his bathroom. going to be a good night
Hotbox went wrong - smoke sets off fire alarm. Firefighters coming
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