she says her boyfriend and her dignity are both out of town tonight
My Vagina smells like Nemo again.
i swear to god her finding her clit was like looking for a sock in a dryer full of beach towels
when your english prof writes "this was a real good paper" on your essay, you know you're at the wrong college
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He was in me and said I can't believe this happened because of facebook. MOOD KILLER.
thanks for texting me "so many asians" at 1am...
there were a lot.
So hungover. They actually hid easter eggs around me.
There was an awkward moment where I was going for his cock and he reach out and held my hand, thinking that what I was doing
Dude I broke her toilet blowing some dude. I wasn't going to turn down the 300$ he offered to fix it.
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I can say with 87% certainty that i received one of the world's five greatest blow jobs since the Coolidge administration on Saturday night.
Its was awkward last year cuz in the middle of it her mom bust In the room with noise makers and champagne
Found another bruise from Saturday #stopliquor2014
You're acting like you didn't chug fireball, like duh you have bruises you drunk betch
Completely unrelated and mildly related, a guy I hooked up with last year in a threeway died, his obit photo was his Grindr photo
Word to the wise, never look up your hot young doctors on Facebook before you're discharged. You will find things and no longer be able to take them seriously.
I just kept eating and watching him slide down the stairs head first
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