finally nailed that neighbor chick. hopefully i can get her wireless password now. free internet trumps moral standards any day
don't get me wrong, i love how you're fun and free spirited. but there are some situations...like shooting down a bottle of sambuca standing in the shallow end topless surrounded by my friends
Who would have sex with her? She looks like she shops at baby gap
i mean he wasn't bad looking, but i wouldn't have slept with my professor if i knew everyone would get an A
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Please tell me you're throwing the cats into this foot of snow.
Beer lympzucs are ki7lling me
Don't worry I drank 7 more beers & brought home a guy that bit me at the bar.
you were sat in the corner crying until someone gave you a baguette, which you then tried to feed to the duck doorstop.
I regret nothing
I need to do something profound in the next three and a half years so that when my kids ask what I did in my twenties I have something to say other than "made bad decisions"
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He makes me want to shower. It must be love.
Just did it in a room with glowing stars to Peter Gabriel's down to earth on shrooms. This is like god
He pissed on a police station. Then expected to not be arrested. Sounds accurate.
I just found out that my husband and I are Eskimo siblings. What in the actual fuck?!
I'm pretty sure that the bartender arranged a marriage for me last night. Sounds like a legit birthday present to me.
Pretty sure my parents just hear me get off from the living room but I feel like they should be proud that I did it without a man honestly.
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