Is it bad that Pitbull has taught me more Spanish than high school did?
I took chris brown's side in the conversation ... cut to me not getting laid tonight
Ever had blood in your semen? I am guessing that's a problem.
It's official. I am the proud owner of his very own sex tape. Amateur awesome porn or awful delete-me-now porn? Come over help me decide.
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I always figured rock bottom would've involved more hookers
Bring gay.
By that I meant the rum. I just realized that my request made no sense. You always bring gay.
In between rounds of sex, you stopped and did drunken handstand push-ups.
I messaged him asking for his address. He replied with the address then said, "If you're gonna stalk me, I'm the third window on the side and usually get naked around 8am and anytime randomly after 6pm (listen for music).. If you're sending anthrax, I'm 6'2" 225lbs so send a good amount."
So I totally just used margarita salt for a body scrub.
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Well we had to pull over on a side street in town so I could throw up while moms were driving by with car loads of kids, I feel like I just performed a lil silent AA film for the childrens
woke up to find i out made out with his roommate before hooking up with him. breakfast was awkward to say the least
See I would make a great girlfriend. My surprises are sex and burritos. What else do guys want
So, I without a doubt haven't used the bag I'm now carrying since we were dating. Just had to discreetly throw out an unopened magnum in a bus station.
I didn't want to fight, I just wanted to tell you to fuckoff.
I know it's my dream I got hurt enough to leave work but not hurt enough to stop drinking
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