we dont do blackfin have a good night :)
i gained so much weight this year, i put on my string bikini underwear and couldnt see the string anymore! i hate my life.
At what point did I eat out of your mouth?
People are suprisingly accepting of someone doing a walk of shame in a toga...
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She sent me a text saying she picked out 17 different Halloween costumes for our kids when they hit the age of 4... The cling factor should have me running right now but honestly I'm just curious
My grandma had to be escorted out by police.
Well that's the second time I've broken a lamp during sex this month. Starting to worry I'm some kind of X-man. (this one was a wall sconce and I fully smashed it with my head and it crumbled like it was made of sugar)
Our first order of business as new roommates was to test the sex acoustics of our rooms. I need a new box spring.
You told your family you're bi over the phone?!
We were talking about exes and it just came out....and so did I.
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I'm 2 weeks in to my all dick and carb diet and so far I've lost 2lbs.
I woke up this morning next to my computer with Google search results for "how to put out a fire."
I'm very scared to turn around.
If I could steal your goatee and hide it under my bed to keep your from wearing it, I would.
So I fucked a guy with his mouth wired shut last night never thought id cross that off my imaginary bucket list
Fuck you. All I remember from last night is telling random people that I'm in a "judgement free zone" then I threw up
I think I need practice at oral sex
I own a practice facility.
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