You did that once after drunk driving from a photo shoot
That was very cool/italian of you
Which brings me to my next point, how come italians are so well adapted to drunk driving
i think i am going to devote my summer to making my cats internet celebrities
Well idk about you but my nose is all recovered for the weekend.
um so slept at robs. he woke up, looked at me, and said ' oh my psychiatrists are gonna have a field day with this one' I think that's when you know you can't hang out with someone anymore
My night ended with Em alternately crying and throwing up in the arms of a guy wearing a cutoff and a tiara. I sat holding a garbage can and wine glass full of water wondering how our night got to this point.
No, fuck buddies don't get birthday party privledges...
Sorry.
To tired for the bar. Came home and drank wine out of the bottle. Kind of don't want to know what that says about my life.
I'm mentally preparing myself to hang out with him by staring into the mirror saying "thou shalt not get naked" over and over.
I'm looking at some sugar baby profiles to get some insight on what we're up against.
I'm just gonna go have sex with whom ever is in the men's room.
I'm drunk doing an ab workout. I can only hope I make it to bed tonight.
I asked for a cup of water. They gave me tequila. They WANT ME TO DIE
I lost a fight last night. By that I mean I head butt the bar and busted my lip open.
Oh man I knew I took that Molly too soon, talkin to some Scottish people lol but don’t like rollin in pizza restaurants.
She's licking the vodka she spilled off the desk
Aaaaand now she's drinking it out of the shot glass like a cat
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