they just started talking about wanting to bang stephanie tanner from full house
Her friend drew me a diagram of how we could get away with her giving me a blowjob at work.
That's like rubbing a penis in my face and not giving it to me.
the australian girl literally just drank an entire pitcher of beer in about twenty seconds. i want to go to there.
I went to grab his drink and my hand grazed his dick. It was magical.
Why does She think it's her duty to welcome in freshman through the welcome mat that is her vagina
Hahahaha who is sleeping in the garage on our beer pong table?
I could go for watching some naked price is right. Looks like a good time to me.
If you're ever desperate for a guy's #, ask him to call your lost cell phone so you can find it. Some genius used that on me last night. FML
dont eat that thats our sex nutella.
My dog is now used to me drunk singing and sleeps through it. I don't know how I feel about this
Dude you spoke to a girl about CRICKET. She MUST want sex
He's going to wonder why I have burn marks on my asshole
Tomorrow is my bachelor party. If I die tomorrow, please know I graded you a "check" as a sister. "Check-minus" when you got mouthy.
The internet was right. Snorting muscle relaxers is awful
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