God I'm so bored. I wish I had a baby or something to play with.
And this is exactly why you should NEVER have kids.
Anything that's based on a blow job I'm in favor of.
Oh. Thats cool. Im not dating anyone right now. Sean gave me chlamydia from some GUY he fooled around with. Im being abstinent.
we were dressed as cave people and he kept telling everybody i was so easy a caveman could do it.
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Last night you tried to pee on my bed...in the hallway...your room...and the showers. When I finally got you on the toilet you passed out.
Yeah apparently i got lonely because everyone was hooking up so i took matters into my own hands. I woke up on the floor spooning a vaccuum cleaner, a mop, 40 paper cups, and industrial grade detergent.
In the last 3 months, I've slept with an ex,someone single, someone in a relationship, someone married, and someone divorced. I should get some type of grown up girl scouts badge.
I need to find parents that want to take care of a grown adult. I'm sure there's a website out there for that. Like a sugar daddy but sugar parents.
Landen experienced Greenville for the first time last night. He was awaken by 2 cops and 4 EMS guys this morning in the bed of that truck that is for sale at the swashbuckler carwash, said he was trying to walk to waffle house... Greenville- 1, Landen- 0
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all the one night stand stories i have end with me crying on my RA's floor stuffing cupcakes into my mouth
It may be a clusterfuck, but I'll be looking classy as shit as I watch the nightmare unfold
It's scary that my vibrator is a dangerous weapon. I want a new one.
you face planting the wall was epic
did you at least save my tooth
Just try and act like you're sober
I can't I snorted an anti depressant and he's pouring me tequila shots
He's a freak. Not like "freak in the bed" freak but like "eats glue in the weekends" freak.
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