I think my emotional moodswings have reached a new low. I cried for the entire duration of changing my tampon.
is that a crab cake on the shelf with the dvd's....?
he thinks the dog can do a keg stand. i will let you know how it turns out
When you guys came back from the bar, I thought everyone was a T-Rex - Thats why i was hiding under the table. Never doing shrooms with Drunk people again
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Daquari drive throughs 24 hours a day. LORD HAVE MERCY
Just woke up to find myself in a random bed with two people next to me having sex. I thought it would be awkward to just suddenly get up so i think I'm gonna lie here and pretend I'm still sleeping.
I hate that you live in a gated community. I feel your guard judges me every time I go to your house at 3 am an leave at 5am
Both our collective sex appeal dies once someone cums on a snuggie kayla
I thought my life was going to shit but then I read about Amanda Bynes and I realize it's not so bad
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At one point she whispered in my ear "I overdrew my bank account today" but besides that it was an awesome lap dance
Nothing like sunday church bells to aid your walk to the pharmacy to get plan b
This bowl is so big, I just said out loud, "I'm going to die here" as I blew smoke out the cat door. Merry fucking Christmas.
I deleted all traces of him from my phone
even the dick picks he sent you?
no are you nuts? saved that shit to my camera roll
Ahha guy saw me buying beer, went "hmmmmm" and nodded his head approvingly. No words exchanged, but he has made his way to my heart haha
She told me I’m a “stunt cock.” I’m okay with that
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