we were just talking about designated drivers and i suggested we each hire a mexican day laborer to give us piggy back rides... i have the best ideas eveeer
last night i got mauled by 2 gay men who were trying to make each other jealous by making the other think they could swing back- you're going to love atl
1 of the best things of being a business owner is I don't get fired for having sex in the office
Midgets have it so easy. They have so much less leg area to shave.
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I think you missed the wrong class. Im pretty sure we were taught how to buy cocaine.
I was the last girl at the bar last night. It was like a battle royale between 10 guys.
The cab driver doesn't know where we can find an empire state building shaped dildo either!? What is wrong with NYC!?
Please acknowledge the sock on the door. If not it will be rammed up your ass.
Using your ex girlfriend's little brother to pick up women at the a&p: priceless
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I'm confident that their children would come out as 100% authentic rats
I'm stuck in a tree and request your assistance ASAP
Wine is the only reason I'm making it in the real world
I woke up handcuffed to a bed wearing nothing but an army belt. Does this count as thanking our country?
Help. Why am I so naked?
Of course my parents remember you. You showed them your tits
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