i feel so shallow. people in iran are using twitter to write hardcore nathan hale shit about dying for freedom. my last tweet was "i hate the taco shits"
she is the female version of PC from the mac and pc commercials..i'll still hit tho
we've progressed from teabagging to lighting eachothers asses on fire. this cannot be a good path.
just got dressed up for chatroulette- THAT desperate.
Vodka is such a love hate relationship.
Truer words have never been spoken.
His dick might not be the answer to my problems, but I'm definitely ok with testing it as a possible solution.
Hey, I can't get ahold of Tommy. Let him know his ex-girlfriend is pregnant.
We found him. 8 blocks away from the bars and almost at his parent's house. On the verge of tears.
At a party. It smells like teen pregnancy and sadness in here.
I need a therapist, but moreover we are going to be really drunk.
I don't know what I would do if cheese never existed
Someone's stooooned
Yea I've gotten enough hickeys in my life to know what I'd look like with a neck tattoo. I think I'm getting a neck tattoo.
I feel so nauseous and all I want is string cheese. My life never makes sense.
All I know is I woke up with his business card in my bra and in my handwriting on the back it says 8 inch.
It's Been a while since I puked in vomit bush. I hope it doesn't feel neglected
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