I'm sorry my penis didn't work
Pls tell me she didnt actually sign a nutsack.
i just saw my boxers from 2 days ago stuck in a tree 4 miles from my house
whenever I think of his sister, I just picture a chick with a huge beard
Go for the frenulum. Its like eating a popsicle. They go nuts with that shit.
Call 911 I'm faking my own death so this fat chick leaves my room
My professor complimented me on the well drawn penis on my face then asked if I would like a seat closer to the garbage can.
It's totally ok to sleep with him. The only place I have feelings for him is in my vagina.
If I wake up with an unknown penis in me one more time I am literally going to press charges to the makers of tequila.
Mcdonalds hasn't even finished serving breakfast yet and u two are getting drunk?
He took a girl home tonight that he was trying to sell a fridge to. She wanted a fridge and got his dick. He's got a talent.
My parents don't seem to understand that all I want to do over break is smoke in bed and watch Workaholics.
Dude, she got "I party too much" skinny. She looks like a recovering drug addict.
You are going to come home to a suitcase in the fridge. Just go with it.
Had to admit my broken elbow was caused by vodka, not hockey
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