so heres a good story. about 6 hrs ago i took a bath with bruce blasting. and 6 hrs later i woke up still in my bathtub but in cold water
i woke up with socks on this morning
so?
i didnt wear socks last night
He saw my tits then looked up and yelled thank you jesus as loud as he could
woke up to an overdrawn credit card. did you order the dawsons creek boxset last night?
i hope so.
Pretending to be straight requires way more energy than I'm willing to use in this heat.
Because it is about to snow, I sent him for Diet Coke and cigarettes. It's the gay version of milk and bread.
Just found puke on my backpack while sitting in class. It's like this weekend won't leave me alone.
The smoke alarm went off as soon as we opened the closet.
I heard about the break up and if you need a place to stay my vagina is open for you 24/7
I'm glad they extended train service last night. People crying, screaming, throwing up, fighting and peeing themselves on a train made me feel like I've got my shit together.
You raged at the rock climbing place for not selling beer and then just said "fuck it" and pulled out a flask.
I just ordered 30 klonopins from India that could probably be anything from Viagra to Midol. You need to find another friend to get advice from right now
So is that the only criterion for shenanigans now? Don't die?
Okay so how much boob would you consider inappropriate for smart casual?
Well, she chose the fuckboy life or the life chose her. Not sure which one but either way I don't need that negativity in my life.
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