there hasn't been a girl guy ratio this good since a guy jumped on one of the Titanic life rafts
I've been emailing with a woman. I don't think she's into me, but we've become sorta email buddies. I'm hoping to meet her because on her profile she states she's into 'fisting.' Frankly the thought kinda freaks me out but I'm dying to see what kind of woman is 1) into that and 2) admits it upfront.
It's sad that he has such a beautiful cock and doesn't know what to do with it.
that girl from work that wants to bone me just said 'the last time i went this long without sex was in jail'. sup, red flag
He hit on a bridal shower w/ his hand on my tit the entire time. Gave his number to the mom.
Oh, and trying to figure out who wants to do Molly in a frat is like asking damn children if they want puppies and candy. So just bring as much as possible.
he was definitely TRYING to give me herpes.
I ended up naked with smirnoff caps on my nipples. Dignity is now a completely foreign concept to me.
Should I feel guilty that my husband is cheating on his girlfriend with me? I mean, we're not divorced yet so I still have dibs, right?
I'm really hot. went tanning and this cheeseburger shirt like isn't breathable
the manischevitz sangria was a big hit
Then when he got home he face timed me and showed me his balls
Oh I'm definitely going to hit on her, there's no question about that. What I meant by playing it cool is I'm not going to mount her on sight.
P.s. I wore your shirt today and it has your blood all over it, but I am at a funeral home and they are using embalming fluid to get your blood stains out right now.
Hey I had a great night last night but I don't want to lie to you I'm only 19 and that wasn't my place its was my cousin he's gone for the summer and I was just house sitting and watching his cat I'm sorry
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