I heard we made out
After 10 years all I have gotten is one bra pic, at this point I should be able to draw your cervix from memory
Nothing makes my dick softer than hot girls in rain boots.
Hannah wants to know if she cant borrow your stats notes because she threw up on hers.
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I'm not surprised. You have the libido of an Italian soccer team.
i love you man. i hope we fuck some serious shit up this summer.
I've decided I'm going to drink again. More. Day drinking. Night drinking. Everything. It's the responsible thing to do since I'm not pregnant
The teenager outdrank all of us. All. Of. Us. I woke up and she was getting everyone water and fruit snacks. I give up.
This is the beginning of the end. Testicle Tuesdays and free ball Friday are going to scar people for life
Dude that picute of your balls will haunt my nightmares
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I AHVE A WINE BUCKETTTTTTT
It's not Christmas until you get a photo from an ex wearing a Santa hat and red boxers... And then you just respond with, "nope."
She's like the sister I never had that I want to bang.
Eat, nap, & pace yourself. Words to live by.
lets face it, we have a liquor cabinet with a designated chocolate shelf
He said watch this and then went and tripped into a group of 40 year old women, now he's leaving the club with them.
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