I wanna fuck padma even more now that she's preggers. Is that sick?
Yes but- 100% agreed
you should have heard her the other night. no sentence related to one preceding it. it was like she was in etch a sketch and when she moved she forgot everythin
He made sure to throw up on the Mexico side of the border while we were in line at the check point. Then finished by screaming you an have it back. You can have it all back.
It feels like Jesse James cheated on America.
waking up outside has become so normal, the paper boy knows to set the paper next to me
i'm just sitting here going through her tagged pics, covering up different parts of her face to try and figure out exactly what it is that makes her so ugly.
I just entered us to win a trip to Vegas for spring break. GET YOUR VAGINA READY FOR THE ULTIMATE DICK HUNT!
What kind of a birthday party isn't a get drunk and ruin everything party
I paused mid sex to tell him I wished I'd taken up barrel racing so I could ride better.
He actually has his life put together though, during the date we walked by a shoppers drugmart where my friend and I once flashed a janitor and all I could wonder was how does he not see shit show written all over me?
Based on your 5AM twitter activity I gather you found MORE FREE COKE??
There comes a point, as I lay on the floor of the work disabled toilets contemplating catching 10 minutes sleep between chunders, that I wonder if its really worth it
He gave me a script of norcos and touched my balls so overall it's been a good day.
I'm literally in the bathroom for two minutes and I walk out to a random dude with his face in your tits
Please tell your friend to stop shitting in my closet.
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